Gay Bible – The Perverted Version

Wouldn’t you just know it? It was bound to happen. We are getting a brand new Bible (very loosely used) translation in the very near future. It is scheduled to come out in the spring of 2009, though you can find the Book of Genesis already previewed on the internet. However, don’t get all that excited before I tell you in a moment just what it is.

There are so many reputable and helpful Bible Versions out there today. Of course, there is always the old standby King James Version. I still love it, use it, and appreciate it. I cut my teeth on the King James Version. The one that I use most in my Bible reading and study is the New American Standard Version. It is much more linguistically up-to-date and yet remains true-blue to the original Hebrew and Greek. I have preached from it for years, and I appreciate it so much. In the history of Bible translation, the King James Version and the New American Standard Version are truly epic.

Of course, there are a host of other translations all the way from the Authorized Version, to the New International Version, to the New King James Version. On and on it goes! There are now over 50 modern English translations of the Bible. As for me, I find myself returning to my two old reliables. They are the Wright Brothers of Bible translations, and they are still flying high.

However, coming soon to a bookstore near you will be what is being billed as The Princess Diana Version of the Bible. It is more exactly going to be called The Princess Diana Bible. At first mention, it seems innocuous enough, except that it is both the most blasphemous and offensive mistranslation of the Bible ever written. It is the first unholy pro-gay version of the Holy Bible. Even some gays are shocked by it. That ought to tell you how corrupted it really is going to be.

Why a gay Bible named after Princess Di? Princess Diana was reportedly a close friend of Elton John the infamous homosexual vocalist who sang at Princess Di’s funeral. You get a gay bible named after you if you befriend famous gays. Not the highest honor that was ever handed out to a princess or anyone else in human history for that matter!

There is a film-maker today by the name of Max Mitchell who has announced his plans to publish this pro-gay translation of The Bible. New Mexico based Revision Studios is funding the Bible translation project in which God Himself is quoted as saying that:

“IT IS BETTER TO BE GAY THAN STRAIGHT.“

Better to be gay than straight! How do you like them apples? There is an old adage that there is a rotten apple in every barrel. In the barrel of Bible translations, we have just found the wormiest and most rotten apple of them all. However, I have no doubt that it will be appearing in a denomination near you as approved and instructive reading. Count on it! Gay churches now have their own Bible. There is a hidden plus in all of this, and that is that maybe now some of them will stop raping the Holy Bible with their lying interpretations.

This “Gay Princess Diana Bible” of course is being hailed as a major breakthrough by many in the gay community. Many homosexuals will die of AIDS and go to Hell before they will believe in the God of the authentic Holy Bible. After all, that was the God who destroyed Sodom with fire and brimstone because, among other reasons, it was crawling with lust-filled and ravening gays who knocked doors down to get at male visitors in the city and have sex with them.

God heated the furnace of His wrath really hot. God doesn’t burn into crispy critters people who are under his approval and blessing. Homosexuals in the Bible are never in a state of grace, just disgrace. God had had enough! Where there’s smoke, there’s fire.

Now they are going to have a bible that tells them that they can be gay and have a pro-gay God who has put out the fire of judgment against them. Finally homosexuality is lawful, for it is sanctioned by Heaven and earth’s highest authority – God Himself. Now they can practice sodomy, die of AIDS and go to Heaven. Now they can be free of the miseries and condemnation of that awful King James Version, and finally have liberty of conscience. After all, if the Holy Bible will not condone you but only condemn you, then do the next best thing and write your own gay-affirming bible. Now they can have their cake and eat it too. Yum Yum!

What is more, now they can have a bible which assures them that Heaven will be made up of homosexuals and lesbians, for the Princess Diana Bible affirms the gay community and tells them that gay is right and straight is wrong. (Woe to them who call good evil and evil good.) Even though I Corinthians 6:9-10 makes it very clear that there will not be one practicing, unrepentant, unconverted homosexual in Heaven.

Yes you are reading correctly, for God in the Princess Diana Bible did not create Adam and Eve in the beginning of human history. No, no! We are told in this gay bible that He created Aida and Eve. Two women who God in the beginning joined together in a precedent setting gay marriage! That would come as shocking news to Cain and Able now wouldn’t it? Furthermore, how in the world did Eve get impregnated by Aida once, let along twice?

The fact is that God has never been to a gay wedding in His life, let alone being the original “Gay Matchmaker” of all time. Sin does not originate with God. Its origin goes back to Satan who I am sure attends as many of today’s farcical gay disunions as possible. Satan is the gay matchmaker. He is all for Aida and Eve being married, and then crediting God with the entire perverted mess. Sin is where Satan always is, not God. In fact, God is too holy to even look at evil. Habakkuk 1:13 puts it this way:

“Thine eyes are too pure to approve (look at) evil.“

Now back to Aida and Eve in the Princess Diana Bible’s account of the first wedding in history. Before you read what follows, you should first open your KJV or NASV Bible, or whatever true translation you use, and sanctify your mind before dipping it into the following pollution. We now read Genesis 2:20-25 from the PDB as follows:

God from the very beginning of history in the authentic Bible is established exclusively as a heterosexual marriage and family God. The gay bible reverses all of that, and the first sight we get of the family God is that He is primarily a homosexual marriage and family God. So much so that based on this fictional character called Aida, any lesbian who leaves home to get married does not leave her father and mother to marry, but leaves her mother only. The implication of course is that no one needs a father and a mother to be part of a genuine family. Mothers are all that is needed! Get it?

Not only is there not an Adam in the portrayal of marriage, there is not a father in the portrayal of family. If you will, we are presented with a manless and fatherless world as the ideal state. The Homosexual community should cry foul here. This is lesbian discrimination against homosexuals. Homosexuals themselves really, pardon the pun, get the shaft here.

Why have gays been called perverts over the centuries, not just by those who homosexuals call religious bigots, but by mankind in general? The English word for pervert comes from the Latin perverto, perfertere, perverti which mean:

Homosexuals and lesbians cry out “Unfair” when they are referred to as perverts. Since when is truth unfair? Truth is always fair, unbiased, and presents the facts as they are. The fact is that there are more and more children going to bed and getting up in the morning in houses, not homes, where there are two adult males or two adult females posing as their parents. All of these children really have no fathers and or mothers, just perverts for pseudo-parents, and that is not fair. Hideously and grossly unfair! The unfairness is not with the terms perverts, but with what perverts are doing to themselves and their children. That is one of the worst unfairnesses in the world today.

Why then are homosexuals rightly called perverts? Because they destroy, ruin, corrupt, overthrow and subvert everything they touch. They destroy, ruin, corrupt, overthrow and subvert God’s glorious creation and gift of sex. They destroy, ruin, corrupt, overthrow and subvert God’s glorious creation and gift of marriage. They destroy, ruin, corrupt, overthrow and subvert God’s glorious creation and gift of family. They destroy, ruin, corrupt, overthrow and subvert God’s glorious creation and gift of their own lives. They are perverts of the first order without exaggeration.

Interesting that they even destroy, ruin, corrupt, overthrow and subvert one of the glorious fruits of the Holy Spirit – Joy! Many of them do not like the terms homosexual and lesbian because of the obvious stigmas attached to them. They prefer to be called GAY which means JOYFUL and EXUBERANT. In other words, they proudly parade themselves as the chosen ones who have found the key to the truly joyful and fulfilling life. Gay Pride! All of us straight-jacket heterosexuals according to this should be called GLOOMS and GLUMS, while they are the GAYS. If you will, they want the world to view them as the HEALTHY CELEBRANTS while the rest of us are MANIC DEPRESSIVES.

There has never been a greater corrupting and subverting of joy than by the gay community. The fact of the matter is that there is no true joy in unrighteousness, and that there is true joy only in righteousness. For we read in Romans 14:17,

“For the Kingdom of God is….righteousness and peace and joy in the Holy Spirit.”

“HOMOSEXUALS AND LESBIANS WOULD NOT KNOW TRUE JOY IF THEY FELL

OVER IT, FOR THEY HAVE FALLEN INTO ONE OF THE GREATEST

UNRIGHTEOUSNESSES KNOWN TO GOD AND MAN.”

True joy is such an exclusively righteousness induced celebration, and not the tickled lust of a perverted pleasure. True joy is the result of righteousness walked in, and the fruition of a holy life. There is no real joy or peace in unrighteousness and unholiness. No joy in the Kingdom of Satan. Only in the Kingdom of God!

I intentionally now isolate the following perversion. These perverts destroy, ruin, corrupt, overthrow and subvert God’s glorious creation and gift of children. Can anyone even imagine the perverting, disorienting and damaging of innocent minds that are caught in this catastrophic subversion of God’s only healthy and holy created order for marriage and family? Frankly, I must say to these perverts:

“IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER FOR YOUR CHILDREN TO HAVE NEVER BEEN

BORN, THAN FOR THEM TO BE DEFILED, DAMAGED AND DECEIVED

BY YOUR PERVERSION.”

“But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were

better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck,

and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.”

Of course we all know by now that the gay community tries over and over again to make the Holy Bible say what it simply refuses to tell them. They twist it, turn it, contort it and rape it, and alas it still will not be and never will be pro-perversion. One asks how in the name of right reason can they miss and mess around with Leviticus 18:22, amidst a host others, when it says in the KJV,

“Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with woman kind: it is abomination.”

“Do not practice homosexuality; it is a detestable sin.”

“If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have

committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death;

their blood shall be upon them.”

Lisa Miller of Newsweek says about the above Scriptures that, “They are throwaway lines in a peculiar text given over to codes for living in the Jewish world.” When did Lisa Miller first begin to lose her mind causing her to write in gibberish like the above? But the fact is:

“NO MATTER HOW CLEAR THE SCRIPTURES ARE, NO MAN OR WOMAN WILL

SEEK THAT WHICH HE OR SHE IS UNWILLING TO FIND.”

“WHEN THEY DO UNWILLINGLY FIND IT, THEY WILL MOST ASSUREDLY

SHUFFLE AND DISTORT IT.”

Now anti-God forces are in the process of destroying, ruining, corrupting, overthrowing and subverting the glorious inscripturated Word of God –The Holy Bible! They are about to contaminate humanity and society with what must be called:

“THE PERVERSION VERSION.”

They are in the process of mutilating and mangling God’s Holy Word in order to soothe what is left of their seared consciences. They are now in the process of distorting and defiling God’s Holy Word in order to justify their perverted desires. All of this of course to turn sin into righteousness, and to shield themselves from ever feeling guilty about their perversion! But they must be assured of this:

“THE LESS THEY FEEL THEIR SINS IN THIS WORLD, THE MORE THEY WILL

 FEEL THEM IN THE NEXT.”

“NO MAN OR WOMAN CAN EVER KNOW THE WONDER OF CHRIST WHO

REFUSES TO KNOW THE WORST OF HIMSELF.”

There is no greater perversion than this, and there are no greater, blasphemous perverts at this point. Here they have not only stepped way over the line, they have erased it. It has been their modus operandi to parade on the streets of the world and flaunt Hell before Heaven. Now they have broken into Heaven itself. Now they have crashed into the Holy of Holies with queer dung on their boots. I can only pray for them at this point, that they will see and feel the full impact of their damning endeavor.

God warns us in Revelation 22:18 & 19 that those who add or subtract from His Word, He will cut them off from the tree of life. This however takes them to an all time low in the assault on God’s Word. They are now in effect attempting to chop down the tree.

Why such a scorching and severe rebuke and warning? Because God counts His Word above everything and everyone! That’s why! Even above His own name and consequently above Himself, for His name is Who He is. We read the striking and in this case the awesome words of Psalm 138:2 (KJV),

“…for thou hast magnified thy word above all thy name.”

ABOVE ALL THY NAME! Take all of the names of God in the Bible and pile them on high into the highest and holiest mountain in all of the world, and it will still be dwarfed by His Holy Word. You can’t get any higher than God’s Word, which is exactly why when you subvert His Word, you cannot get any lower. The holy principle here is this:

“YOU CAN’T GET ANY HIGHER THAN GOD’S WORD, WHICH IS EXACTLY

WHY WHEN YOU SUBVERT HIS WORD, YOU CANNOT

GET ANY LOWER.“

Someone is saying, “How about a little compassion here!” I expected to hear that comment in this modern religious world of what has come to be more and more one of unconditional tolerance and acceptance. Where was God’s compassion when Uzza touched the sacred Ark of the Covenant, and God killed him on the spot? (I Chronicles 13) The perverts are not only touching the sacred Word of God with sin-dirtied hands, they are tampering with its contents mind you.

Where was God’s tolerance and acceptance when Korah, Dathan and Abiram spoke out against God’s chosen and Divinely authorized leadership, and the earth opened swallowing Korah and his servants, as well as Dathan, Abiram and their households and killing them all. (Numbers 16) The perverts are speaking out against the Holy Spirit and rebelling against His Divinely inspired and authorized Word.

Where was God’s cushy compassion when Ananias and Sapphari lied to the Holy Spirit and God dropped them deader than stones in their tracks? (Acts 5) The perverts are turning the Word of God into a book of lies. The perverts by gutting the Word of God are literally doing what we read in Romans 1:25,

“For they exchanged the truth of God fora lie, and worshipped and served the

creature rather than the Creator.”

“NO ONE CAN TURN THE WORD OF GOD INTO A BOOK OF LIES, WITHOUT

MAKING GOD A LIAR.”